Sunday 6 February 2011

Michael Rann: Zombie Survival Sheet


Callsign: Mike Rann (That’s my name)
Location: Donny’s Bar & Grill (HQ)
Battle Cry: Hail to the king baby (Ash quote from Army of Darkness)
Last Words: Itchy... Tasty... (Resident Evil reference with assumption that if I’m killed fighting off zombies my most likely cause of death would be infection)
Clothing & Gear:
Accessory #1: Night vision goggles (because it’s not daylight all the time)
Accessory #2: Grappling hook (for vertical escapes)
Headgear: Cowboy hat (Makes me look cool)
Upper Garment: Awesome t-shirt with awesome reference
Lower Garment: Skin tight red jeans (In case of being surrounded and needing to dance the thriller to distract and escape)
Footwear: Dr. Martins (Tough & Comfortable)
Weapons:
Primary: Smith & Western Magnum (Mega powerful for those one shot kills. Also goes hand in hand with my cowboy hat)
Secondary: Rocket launcher (‘Cause you never know)
Melee: Cricket bat (for that Shaun of the Dead effect. Also doubles up for sports)
Inventory:
Animal backpack (Comfortable and spacious)
Iphone (Can’t leave home without it)
Zippo lighter
Lock pick (obviously)
Swiss army knife (I couldn’t let down my old scout master)
Rum (And lot’s of it)
First aid spray
Vehicle: Trans Am (Always wanted one, too cool for zombie survivalist school)
Miscellaneous:
Stronghold: Shopping Mall (Maybe a recipe for disaster but let’s face it, plenty of action)
Sidekick: Phil Harrison (For strategies and geeking out with)
Soundtrack: AC/DC (for obvious rocking out reasons)
Final Boss: Nemesis (Resident Evil 3 bad ass, He scared the shit out of me in that game)

Look out for the next Zombie survival sheet by THE Phil Harrison (Character from the diary, long time friend, illustrator of the awesome pic next to my crappy blog title at the top of the page.)

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